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Jan. 29th, 2010

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Surprinsingly quiet

Aaron Springer has been surprisingly quiet as of late. Why is this?

Well, he has been working as a Teacher’s Aide for IUPUI for four classes a week, and has been taking four classes. And, to top it off, he’s just started tutoring six hours a week.

Crazy, isn’t it?

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Jan. 19th, 2010

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This moment brought to you by pure chaos



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Social engineering does not have to be destructive

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Jan. 15th, 2010

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200 years that changed the world

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Jan. 7th, 2010

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Transparent display. NOT A SPECIAL EFFECT

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Jan. 1st, 2010

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Top 13 Worst Marketing Slogan Translations Ever

13. When Parker Pen marketed a ball-point pen in Mexico, its ads were supposed to have read, “It won’t leak in your pocket and embarrass you.” The company thought that the word “embarazar” (to impregnate) meant to embarrass, so the ad read: “It won’t leak in your pocket and make you pregnant.”
12. Scandinavian vacuum manufacturer Electrolux used the following in an American campaign: “Nothing Sucks like an Electrolux.”
11. Clairol introduced the “Mist Stick,” a curling iron, into Germany only to find out that “mist” is slang for manure. Not too many people had use for the “Manure Stick.”
10. Coors put its slogan, “Turn It Loose,” into Spanish, where it was read as “Suffer From Diarrhea.”
9. Pepsi’s “Come Alive With the Pepsi Generation” translated into “Pepsi Brings Your Ancestors Back From the Grave” in Chinese.
8. When Gerber started selling baby food in Africa, they used the same packaging as in the US, with the smiling baby on the label. Later they learned that in Africa, companies routinely put pictures on the labels of what’s inside, since many people can’t read.
7. Colgate introduced a toothpaste in France called Cue, the name of a notorious porno magazine.
6. Frank Perdue’s chicken slogan, “It takes a strong man to make a tender chicken,” was translated into Spanish as “it takes an aroused man to make a chicken affectionate.”
5. When American Airlines wanted to advertise its new leather first class seats in the Mexican market, it translated its “Fly In leather” campaign literally, which meant “Fly Naked” (vuela en cuero) in Spanish.
4. An American T-shirt maker in Miami printed shirts for the Spanish market which promoted the Pope’s visit. Instead of “I saw the Pope” (el Papa), the shirts read “I Saw the Potato” (la papa).
3. The Dairy Association’s huge success with the campaign “Got Milk?” prompted them to expand advertising to Mexico. It was soon brought to their attention the Spanish translation read “Are You Lactating?”
2. General Motors had a very famous fiasco in trying to market the Nova car in Central and South America. “No va” in Spanish means, “It Doesn’t Go”.
1. The Coca-Cola name in China was first read as “Kekoukela”, meaning “Bite the Wax Tadpole” or “Female Horse Stuffed with Wax”, depending on the dialect. Coke then researched 40,000 characters to find a phonetic equivalent “kokoukole”, translating into “Happiness in the Mouth.”

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Dec. 31st, 2009

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Farewell, 2009

To 2009. Good riddance. For your viewing pleasure, a selection of random images.

Birds take flight
The Wizard of Oz explains healthcare
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Dec. 28th, 2009

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5th and 10th

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Dec. 24th, 2009

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What your cat is thinking…

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Dec. 23rd, 2009

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This one hit hard right about now

Leave Me (3 minute contest winning version) from Daros Films on Vimeo.

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Dec. 22nd, 2009

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Sometimes, thirty seconds is not enough

ON TIME from Bianca Bodmer on Vimeo.

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Alma – Merry Spookmas!

Alma from Rodrigo Blaas on Vimeo.

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Dec. 21st, 2009

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Mario Brothers ala a Laser Cutter

Laser engraver plays Super Mario theme from Jedediah Smith on Vimeo.

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Dec. 19th, 2009

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Jingle Bells

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Dec. 18th, 2009

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What English sounds like to the Non-English-Speaking World

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Dec. 17th, 2009

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Last post

As things within me have been changing, I have decided that it is time to abandon my hopes of being a serious blogger, and, instead, will never blog about anything serious again. As a matter of fact, this will be my last serious blog post. From here on out, I will post satire, humor, and the funny side of things that probably should not have a funny side. There is no point to making serious posts. There are far too many people out there screaming the same dry crap I have been dishing out, so, it’s time to fall back on what I know. Well, okay, once in a while I will post something serious. You never know.

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Dec. 12th, 2009

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Warbirds

Stormbirds from Phil Shoebottom on Vimeo.

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Dec. 9th, 2009

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Three pieces from this semester

Mosaic - 97% and voted one of the best in class
Mosaic – 97% and voted one of the best in class
Color - 100% and voted on the the best in class
Color – 100% and voted on the the best in class
Springer's Tattoo, 100% for the assignment
Springer’s Tattoo, 100% for the assignment
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Dec. 8th, 2009

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Bet the clappers in his house explode

It doesn’t matter what your dream is, or how crazy. The point is to do it, and ignore the voice in your head telling you, “That’s just silly.”

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Dec. 3rd, 2009

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Pop Up Lego

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Dec. 1st, 2009

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The Superhighway

It is a wide, open plain
With bits of life and pieces of soul scattered
Like rocks in the sand of the desert
The smell of the dry heat
Stings my nose
But warms my heart
It makes me breathe, slow, and deep
As one moves, glides across the face of the deep
All things are possible, an infinity of dots and dashes
From scratches to clay, from black ink to bits of light
The signal never fades
It grows, it moves, it changes
But it is human, at its core
It is us, all of us
Spread in defiance of the black deep
Light in the infinite darkness
Growing steadily
For even the darkest night is not complete
When one light shines
All voices screaming their nonsense
But truth exists in the mess
A car, lonely, in the jam
It carries the hope of the world
Seeds leaking from the doors
Sometimes growing, sometimes lost
Crossing the world
A digital Johnny
Apple trees in its wake
Knowledge is neither good nor evil
Only what is done with the knowledge
Blinders detract from the whole
As truth is subtle and sublime
It can be disguised as coal
Among apparent diamonds it can be lost
But, which can keep one warm on a winter’s night?
The lines point the way
Will you lift your hammer to strike the blow?
Form from hot iron the mind of the world?
Shed the barriers of the skin, of the bone, of the flag
Join with the rest of us, in blood
Not spilled, but boiling with discovery
Onward, upward, outward

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Nov. 29th, 2009

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Matrix, in Lego


The Matrix Done with Legos – Watch more Funny Videos

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Nov. 25th, 2009

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Social Commentary through the Jester

Throughout history, there has been one kind of person who could speak truth to power. There was one kind of person who could point at the elephant in the room and make everyone see it. There was one type of person who could tell the crowd that the king had no clothes.

Well, say it and survive.

That would be the Jester.

Today, we call them comedians, actors, goofballs, class clowns, and the like. They are the ones who make us laugh. You see, there are three human reactions to the unknown. In fact, it is this third reaction that makes us human. The first two you’ve heard of: fight or flight. Fight comes about when any animal believes that the unknown can be bested. Can it be eaten, dominated, killed, humped, or run off? Fight it. If the answer is no, run away. We, as humans, have developed a third response. We laugh.

Now, there are scientists who have examined this response, and say that it is born out of our ability to form a mental construct of the world around us. When something challenges that construct, for a moment, our brains try and figure out the connection to the rest of our world. It is this shifting of mental gears that brings about humor, a release of tension, and the saying that, “Humor is the best medicine.”

That may very well be true. With our complex minds, circular thought is quite a dangerous reality. Many people fall victim to this self destructive trap. Humor is the back door. It is the way out. It is the interruption in our mental process that helps us survive.

I find myself drawn to this idea. You see, there are three things that bring about change. Those three things, oddly enough, are fight, flight, or laughter.

Examples of fight would be the French and Russian revolutions, and the beginning of our own here in the States. Treat the kinsmen that control you the same way you would treat those of another tribe and kill them. Blow them up. Shoot them. Set them on fire. Fight them.

Flight would be the response of any losing side in a war where the losers survived. Run away, make it harder for the aggressors to chase you than to stay where they are.

Finally, there is laughter. Purposefully distorting the reality of the audience to, perhaps, realize that the view of reality they have is distorted. It brings about social change. Take, for example, the Seven Dirty Words. George Carlin listed these words in 1972 as part of a joke, pointing out that the American culture seemed unable, at the time, to handle such language.

Now, you might think that just joking about these words has little or no effect on things. You’d be completely wrong.

It led to a clear definition of what was indecent for broadcast on American airwaves. And, since then, some of these seven words have been used on Television. Shit was uttered for the first time by Mandy Patinkin on Chicago Hope. Fuck appeared first in 1978’s Scared Straight!. Piss has been pretty common place, usually in the term “pissed off”. Tits was used in 1990’s Trials of Rosie O’Neill.

Things changed, over time. It is laughter which brought it about. It is laughing about the unknown which makes it a bit less unknown, and a bit more acceptable.

Remember the controversy over depicting Muhammad with a bomb for a hat? Is it really the image of Muhammad that upsets some Muslims? Or is it the ridicule?

Laughing at something can also diminish its fear value. It is not uncommon for people to laugh when faced with deadly danger. In fact, laughter can be connected with courage. Imagining a crowd in their underpants is a known method for diminishing stage fright. Laugher itself may be born out of a fear response, attached, instead, to rectifying one’s world view with the real world.

To sum up, it is the Jesters of the world which can help us through fear, help us change our world view, and show us the absurdity of things when they appear nothing but serious. It is the most dangerous of us that can cause laughter, because it allows the rest of us to be more than we thought we could be.

Think back on the sitcoms you have seen. Did they not deal with hard issues? Did they not cause us to reevaluate our world? When Harry Stone dealt with a younger judge, didn’t that help us deal with the next generation coming in and maybe being a bit better, a bit faster, a bit stronger that we were at the same age? When Alex Keaton took amphetamines, didn’t we think about drug use? During all of the relationship drama on Friends, didn’t we all see some of ourselves in the situations?

Saturday Night Live has been a major force in elections, a circus mirror to presidents, and has said what we were all thinking about the famous but could not say.

Let laughter be my shield, wit be my weapon, and humor be my armor. I have the ability to be more influential than Beck, Coltier, Limbaugh, or anyone else.

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Zen for the Week

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Nov. 23rd, 2009

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Reflections on Paganism: Five years out

Five years ago, I left Thalia Clan.

For those who were around then, for those still in Thalia, and for those who know me best, this was quite a departure from my path.

Twenty some off years ago, I began questioning my faith. At the time, my parents and I were in a church that had stumbled down the path of the charismatic. Speaking in tongues, jerking around, and all that. Like the kid I was, wanting to be part of the group, I played along. That’s right, I played along. I spoke in tongues. I jerked around. When the adults translated what I was gibbering into words of Faith in unfaltering English, it broke my faith. I mean, I knew I wasn’t saying anything, and I reasoned that anyone with the real gift of the spirit would have seen right through my act. As they didn’t, I realised that they were acting, too.
Over the next ten years, I sought out truth, and meaning. Where I found the Bible, I found an absence of anything but illogic and fear. In 1997, I gave up on Christianity.

In 1998, I was introduced to a group of people that a friend had been talking about for some time. He led me to believe that they were a group of freethinkers to whom sex was not that big a deal and “if I couldn’t laid in Thalia, then I couldn’t get laid.”

As one of the priestesses of the group came on to me at my first social, I figured they were correct. The hormones of a twenty year old override the spiritual search of said twenty year old.

But something told me to turn her down. Granted, in the short term, that was a bad idea; it led to her trying to ruin my life. But, in the long term, I think it was the best decision I made. Because I said no, I met my first wife, and we hit it off, getting married and having Young Springer.

“Wait,” the rabid pseudo-reader says, “I thought you hated your ex-wife.”

Truth be told, I don’t hate her. I did once, but I have let it go. I hate some of her actions, and her pettiness, her self-centered-ness, but I do not hate her. The marriage to her helped set the stage for my marriage to Mrs. Springer, and now most is right with the world.

Back to the story at hand. I joined Thalia, originally assuming it to be a groinal free-for-all, and several events bore that out. Over time, I felt what was really at the root of it. It was not sex, not really. It was togetherness; a group of like minded individuals, standing against the darkness, doing what they believed was right. The sex was incidental, and the lasciviousness was practiced by a small subset of the group. Looking for a quick boff, I found my faith again. Funny how that works out.

Over the next five years, I grew as a person, and became first a dedicant, and then an Initiate in the Storyteller tradition. It is one of the achievements that I am proud of, even today. My arm bears the mark that I gave myself (well, sort of. I paid for the guy who did it, anyway) to commemorate the event.

In 2002, my marriage fell apart, and my ex-wife left Thalia, and Paganism. Just before my divorce was final in 2004, I left Thalia as well. Other than a brief stint in another hearth, my time as a Pagan was nearing its end.

It is now 2009. I have attended a memorial for someone I knew in Thalia, and a lot of old feelings have come up. A lot of good feelings.

The problem is that I know that I barely knew the people who were serious about the faith, and now I find myself beyond the barrier of strong agnosticism. Logic has a funny way of closing the doors to the illogical, and I find myself having only slightly more faith in my former Pagan beliefs as I do in Christianity.

I have found that since I abandonned the idea of God that I had held for so long, everything else in my life is falling into place. There is no one that will do for me that which I need to do, so I am doing it for myself. And it is working.

Don’t get me wrong; there are people for whom Paganism is perfectly acceptable and healthy. I am just not one of those any more.

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Nov. 19th, 2009

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World Builder

World Builder from BranitVFX on Vimeo.

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Nov. 18th, 2009

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The 1948 show

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Ninety things Obama has done

Former Vice President Dick Cheney accused President Obama of ‘dithering’.

Yeah, the reality is much different, as we have come to expect from Bush cronies.

Robert Watson, Ph.D., coordinator of American Studies at Lynn University has documented some of President Obama’s accomplishments between January-August 2009.

  1. $789 billion economic stimulus plan
  2. Announced his intention to push for energy reform
  3. Announced his intention to push for education reform
  4. Announced plans to purchase fuel efficient American-made fleet for the federal government
  5. Announced the long-term development of a national energy grid with renewable sources and cleaner, efficient energy production
  6. Appointment of first Latina to the Supreme Court
  7. Attempting to reform the nation’s health care system which is the most expensive in the world yet leaves almost 50 million without health insurance and millions more under-insured
  8. Attractive tax write-offs for those who buy hybrid automobiles
  9. Authorized construction/opening of additional health centers to care for veterans
  10. Authorized discussions with Myanmar and mission by Sen. Jim Webb to secure the release of an American held captive
  11. Authorized discussions with North Korea and private mission by Pres. Bill Clinton to secure the release of two Americans held in prisons
  12. Beginning the process of reforming and restructuring the military 20 years after the Cold War to a more modern fighting force… this includes new procurement policies, increasing size of military, new technology and cyber units and operations, etc.
  13. Beginning the withdrawal of US troops from Iraq
  14. Better body armor is now being provided to our troops
  15. “Cash for clunkers” program offers vouchers to trade in fuel inefficient, polluting old cars for new cars; stimulates auto sales
  16. Changed the failing/status quo military command in Afghanistan
  17. Closed offshore tax safe havens
  18. Deployed additional troops to Afghanistan
  19. Ended media “blackout” on war casualties; reporting full information
  20. Ended media “blackout” on covering the return of fallen soldiers to Dover A.F.B.; the media is now permitted to do so pending adherence to respectful rules and approval of fallen soldier’s family
  21. Ended previous policy of awarding no-bid defense contracts
  22. Ended previous policy of cutting the FDA and circumventing FDA rules
  23. Ended previous practice of forbidding Medicare from negotiating with drug manufacturers for cheaper drugs; the federal government is now realizing hundreds of millions in savings
  24. Ended previous practice of having White House aides rewrite scientific and environmental rules, regulations, and reports
  25. Ended previous policy of not regulating and labeling carbon dioxide emissions
  26. Ended previous policy of offering tax benefits to corporations who outsource American jobs; the new policy is to promote in-sourcing to bring jobs back
  27. Ended previous policy on torture; the US now has a no torture policy and is in compliance with the Geneva Convention standards
  28. Ended previous practice of protecting credit card companies; in place of it are new consumer protections from credit card industry’s predatory practices
  29. Ended previous “stop-loss” policy that kept soldiers in Iraq/Afghanistan longer than their enlistment date
  30. Energy producing plants must begin preparing to produce 15% of their energy from renewable sources
  31. Established a National Performance Officer charged with saving the federal government money and making federal operations more efficient
  32. Established a new cyber security office
  33. Established independent commission to make recommendations on slowing the costs of Medicare
  34. Expanded the SCHIP program to cover health care for 4 million more children
  35. Expanding vaccination programs
  36. Families of fallen soldiers have expenses covered to be on hand when the body arrives at Dover A.F.B.
  37. Federal support for stem-cell and new biomedical research
  38. Funds for high-speed, broadband Internet access to K-12 schools
  39. Held first Seder in White House
  40. Housing rescue plan
  41. Immediate and efficient response to the floods in North Dakota and other natural disasters
  42. Improved housing for military personnel
  43. Improved conditions at Walter Reed Military Hospital and other military hospitals
  44. Improving benefits for veterans
  45. Increased infrastructure spending (roads, bridges, power plants…) after years of neglect
  46. Increasing opportunities in AmeriCorps program
  47. Increasing pay and benefits for military personnel
  48. Increasing student loans
  49. Initiating a new policy to promote federal hiring of military spouses
  50. Instituted a new focus on mortgage fraud
  51. Instituted a new policy on Cuba, allowing Cuban families to return “home” to visit loved ones
  52. Instituted enforcements for equal pay for women
  53. Instructed all federal agencies to promote openness and transparency as much as possible
  54. Limited salaries of senior White House aides; cut to $100,000
  55. Limits on lobbyists’ access to the White House
  56. Limits on White House aides working for lobbyists after their tenure in the administration
  57. Lower drug costs for seniors
  58. Making more loans available to small businesses
  59. Many more press conferences and town halls and much more media access than previous administration
  60. Negotiated deal with Swiss banks to permit US government to gain access to records of tax evaders and criminals
  61. New Afghan War policy that limits aerial bombing and prioritizes aid, development of infrastructure, diplomacy, and good government practices by Afghans
  62. New federal funding for science and research labs
  63. New funds for school construction
  64. Ordered all federal agencies to undertake a study and make recommendations for ways to cut spending
  65. Ordered a review of all federal operations to identify and cut wasteful spending and practices
  66. Ordered a review of hurricane and natural disaster preparedness
  67. Paid for redecorations of White House living quarters out of his own pocket
  68. Phasing out the expensive F-22 war plane and other outdated weapons systems, which weren’t even used or needed in Iraq/Afghanistan
  69. Put the ball in play for comprehensive immigration reform
  70. Reengaged in the agreements/talks on global warming and greenhouse gas emissions
  71. Reengaged in the treaties/agreements to protect the Antarctic
  72. Removed restrictions on embryonic stem-cell research
  73. Renewed loan guarantees for Israel
  74. Restarted the nuclear non-proliferation talks and building back up the nuclear inspection infrastructure/protocols
  75. Returned money authorized for refurbishment of White House offices and private living quarters
  76. Sent envoys to Middle East and other parts of the world that had been neglected for years; reengaging in multilateral and bilateral talks and diplomacy
  77. Signed national service legislation; expanded national youth service program
  78. States are permitted to enact federal fuel efficiency standards above federal standards
  79. Students struggling to make college loan payments can have their loans refinanced
  80. Successful release of US captain held by Somali pirates; authorized the SEALS to do their job
  81. The FDA is now regulating tobacco
  82. The missile defense program is being cut by $1.4 billion in 2010
  83. The prison at Guantanamo Bay is being phased out
  84. The public can meet with federal housing insurers to refinance (the new plan can be completed in one day) a mortgage if they are having trouble paying
  85. The “secret detention” facilities in Eastern Europe and elsewhere are being closed
  86. The White House and federal government are respecting the Freedom of Information Act
  87. US Auto industry rescue plan
  88. US financial and banking rescue plan
  89. US Navy increasing patrols off Somali coast
  90. Visited more countries and met with more world leaders than any president in his first six months in office
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Nov. 16th, 2009

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Aaronspringer.com has returned!

I want to apologize to my regular readers for the service outage. I won’t go into too many details, but there were a few things that needed work while it was down.

That being said, welcome back!

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Nov. 11th, 2009

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Top Ten Misconceptions Christians have about the World

  1. Homosexuality is not natural.
    As a matter of fact, homosexual behavior is found in 1,500 species, from primates to gut worms.
  2. If you are not Christian, Islamic, or Jewish, you are a Pagan or a Satanist.
    Most Satanism is derivative from Abrahamic faiths… even the name “Satan” is taken from the Bible.
    Paganism is also a small subset of those who are not of the Abrahamic faiths. This opinion eliminates pretty much all Eastern religions, atheists, deists, and quite a few others. It stems from a misunderstanding of the basics of faith.
  3. When discussing religion with a non-Christian, the Bible is acceptable proof of point.
    Well, no. If a work is considered to be, at best, opinion, and, at worst, myth, by your opponent, then using it as an authoritative source is silly.
  4. If you don’t have a religion, you are an Atheist.
    This eliminates Deists, or anyone else who considers themselves spiritual and not religious. Atheism is the absense of belief in god. It is possible to believe in god without religion.
  5. The rules of debate do not apply when debating religion.
    I have personally run into this one on more than one occasion. If you are trying to debate anything, even religion, you must follow the rules of debate and avoid fallacious arguments.
  6. If I yell/use caps lock, they are bound to agree.
    Think about this in the reverse, and you can see how silly this is.
    Christian: I believe in Christ.
    Hellenist: THE GREEK GODS EXIST! THEY ARE REAL AND YAHWEH IS A MYTH!
    Christian: But the Bible…
    Hellenist: THE BIBLE IS A STORY MADE UP TO DENY THE REALITY OF THE HELLENIC GODS!

    See? Yelling/caps lock does not persuade, it annoys. This falls into the same realm as bad spelling, profanity (I recently had a Christian call me a “jackass” for not agreeing with him), and many other negative methods of communication. It does more to damage your credibility that anything else you say.

  7. If I repeat myself enough times, they will agree.
    The sky is purple. The sky is purple. The sky is purple…
    Did that change your mind? No? Well, I’ll keep doing it…
    The sky is purple. The sky is purple. The sky is purple. The sky is purple. The sky is purple. The sky is purple. The sky is purple. The sky is purple. The sky is purple. The sky is purple. The sky is purple.
    Did that change anything? No? Then why do you think it helps your case?
  8. If something is named or based on a Biblical source, it would not exist without the Bible.
    This is a fallacious argument. Let’s take the calendar, one this that has been pointed at in a recent religious discussion I participated in.
    The idea is that, without Christ, then we wouldn’t have the calendar, since BC and AD are both based on the supposed birth of Christ, and that Anno Domini, which means “after god” means that Christ had to be god, otherwise, why would people use Domini? Do you think they did not have calendars before Christ, or before the Gregorian calendar? Ever hear of BCE and CE? Yes, it matches BC and AD, but it is out of convenience. Our months were named by the Romans, so without the Romans, we wouldn’t have months? Some of our days are named for Nordic gods, so, therefore, by the same logic, they must exist, too?
  9. Christianity is under attack from Secularism.
    This assumes that secularism is a movement, an organization, or a creed. It is none of these. Christianity is about 28% of the world population, followed by Islam at ~23%. For every two Christians, there is one who considers themselves as Atheist, Secular or Agnostic. By sheer numbers, the Christians outweigh Seculars. Even if they were “under attack” such a movement would be doomed. People love their security blankets.
  10. The Bible has no contradictions.
    There are probably as many works detailing the contraditions in the bible as there are books in the bible. I am neither qualified enough nor learned enough to pick them all out. Wikipedia has several good articles on the topic, including Internal Consistency of the Bible, Biblical Criticism, and The Bible and History.
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Nov. 9th, 2009

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Why test audiences aren’t all they are cracked up to be

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Nov. 8th, 2009

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Pentatonic scale brain hacking with Bobby McFerrin

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Nov. 5th, 2009

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Remember, Remember the 5th of November

Remember, remember the fifth of November,
The gunpowder treason and plot,
I know of no reason
Why the gunpowder treason
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Two videos for the day:

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Nov. 4th, 2009

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Time to pony up, Pope

WARNING: There is adult language and imagery in this movie. Okay, the language is adult, but the imagery is not much better than would be passed around a middle school classroom. But, you have been warned.

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Nov. 3rd, 2009

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On Writing, and Hell

So, the book is plugging along at a good pace. I have, however, noticed something.

Unlike my previous writing, I find killing much easier. I think I blame/credit Scott Sigler with making death so much less objectionable to me than it once was. So far, there have been more than two hundred deaths in my book, two in detail, and I do not feel that bothered by it. I mean, the two detailed deaths (not gruesome – I haven’t gotten to that point yet) were characters, true, but they were created just to be destroyed. I do not feel guilty about it.

So, Scott, in homage to the effects you have had on my writing style, a taste of hell:

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Oct. 30th, 2009

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Tarboy

Source

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Oct. 29th, 2009

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Impending Nano

nano_2006_winner_largeYes, peebles, it is NaNoWriMo time again.

Some of you might know what that means. For those who don’t, it means I will vanish for a month.The only people likely to see me are other NaNo writers, family, my wife, and those at work.

I am actually writing science fiction this time. I will post daily updates to Twitter, and, therefore, Facebook, so be of good cheer.

Now, to do some plotting and character development…

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Oct. 28th, 2009

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Windows 7 – Oddessy

Well, I tried. I honestly tried.

Currently, my home desktop has three operating systems: Ubuntu 64, XP 32, and XP 64. Last night, I picked up a copy of Windows 7 64 and tried to install into the space reserved for it, a 200GB chunk of unpartitioned space at the end of my main drive.

The results were, so far, less than stellar. After taking about 45 minutes to install, it rebooted… sorta. Luckily, it didn’t kill Grub, so I worked on the Grub config until I got it to boot into the Windows 7 partition. So, it configured, and configured… and then threw one of Microsoft’s pointlessly vague errors: “Windows cannot configure the hardware in your computer.”

Wait, what? What the heck does that even mean?

So, I rebooted from the DVD. I ran the check to try and repair the install. The result was even worse. The only issuev reported was the system booted successfully. Yeah, figure that one out if you dare.

I ran the install again. I had enough time to eat dinner with my wife while it tried to work. Again, it came up with the same error. Giving up for the night, I resolved to try again once the grading is done. (Due to a minor error, I’m going to have to regrade an entire class’s projects. Yay, fun.)

After all that, I tried to reboot. For some reason, Windows 7 hosed my XP 32’s install. I think it’s only the MBR, but I think it will take me some time to fix it. Time for a backup. Yay.

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Oct. 25th, 2009

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Al Franken – Yeah, it’s zero

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The Rabbit, The Fox, and the Wolf

It is my birthday. And so, here is a story:

One sunny day a rabbit came out of her hole in the ground to enjoy the fine weather. The day was so nice that she became careless and a fox sneaked up behind her and caught her.

“I am going to eat you for lunch!”, said the fox.

“Wait!” replied the rabbit, “You should at least wait a few days.”

“Oh yeah? Why should I wait?”

“Well, I am just finishing my thesis on ‘The Superiority of Rabbits over Foxes and Wolves’.”

“Are you crazy? I should eat you right now! Everybody knows that a fox will always win over a rabbit.”

“Not really, not according to my research. If you like, you can come into my hole and read it for yourself. If you are not convinced, you can go ahead and have me for lunch.”

“You really are crazy!” But since the fox was curious and had nothing to lose, it went with the rabbit. The fox never came out.

A few days later the rabbit was again taking a break from writing and sure enough, a wolf came out of the bushes and was ready to set upon her.

“Wait!” yelled the rabbit, “you can’t eat me right now.”

“And why might that be, my furry appetizer?”

“I am almost finished writing my thesis on ‘The Superiority of Rabbits over Foxes and Wolves’.”

The wolf laughed so hard that it almost lost its grip on the rabbit. “Maybe I shouldn’t eat you. You really are sick…in the head. You might have something contagious.”

“Come and read it for yourself. You can eat me afterward if you disagree with my conclusions.” So the wolf went down into the rabbit’s hole…and never came out.

The rabbit finished her thesis and was out celebrating in the local lettuce patch. Another rabbit came along and asked, “What’s up? You seem very happy.”

“Yup, I just finished my thesis.”

“Congratulations. What’s it about?”

“‘The Superiority of Rabbits over Foxes and Wolves’.”

“Are you sure? That doesn’t sound right.”

“Oh yes. Come and read it for yourself.”

So together they went down into the rabbit’s hole. As they entered, the friend saw the typical graduate student abode, albeit a rather messy one after writing a thesis. The computer with the controversial work was in one corner. To the right there was a pile of fox bones, to the left a pile of wolf bones. And in the middle was a large, well fed lion.

The moral of the story: The title of your thesis doesn’t matter. The subject doesn’t matter. The research doesn’t matter.

All that matters is who your adviser is.

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Oct. 22nd, 2009

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Shooting Anvils

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Oct. 21st, 2009

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Rejection Letter

Dear sir,
I want to thank you for your submission to Weird and Wonderful Tales. Although your story was, indeed, weird, the editorial staff and I felt that the premise was a bit too implausible, even for fantasy fiction. This story went too far beyond the bounds of our own world to have much appeal to our readers.

Some of the sections we had the most issue with:

  • The idea of an asteroid striking Nuyao millions of years ago was novel, but the supposition that anything would have survived an event such as you describe is implausible at best. The intense heat from the explosion would surely cook everything on the land, in the air, or in the sea.
  • That the animals that survived were the fur covered milk-bearers was, again, implausible. Did you not know that they give birth to live young? Without the protection of an egg, how are they to survive the harsh conditions that would exist after the impact?
  • The milk-bearers eventually losing their fur and becoming the intelligent “humans” was beyond belief, even for us. Millions of years of science have shown us that these creatures will never develop beyond their current state as pets and sometime pests.
  • Finally, that these “humans” would form a world wide civilization powered by “oil” in less than a hundred thousand years was the final tooth, as it were. It has taken us millions of years to evolve to the point we are at now. Such a species, in their haste, would strip this world to its core for metals before learning constraint.

If you plan to make any future contributions to Weird and Wonderful Tales, please keep these sticking points in mind. No one’s scales are too thick to take a bit of constructive criticism.

Best regards,

Rongilan Garahra
Asst. Editor
Weird and Wonderful Tales
(To those good intentioned well wishers, this is a piece of flash fiction, not an actual rejection letter… read it closely if you are confused)

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Protect Execs

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Advanced beings: Computers = Love

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Poor I

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Oct. 18th, 2009

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-10-18

  • is looking crosswise at C code, and packing it in for the night… tomorrow is another coding day. #
  • figured out the getchar() thingy, but can’t get the damn thing to compile on his Linux laptop. #
  • is currently installing Server 2003 virtually as a development environment. Ah, it is good to be a geek… #
  • is frustrated with teachers who throw curve balls at their students and want me to pick up the pieces. #
  • is frustrated when his grammar am broken. #
  • is flying solo for a bit… first time in a while. #
  • is awake but shouldn’t be… solo is lonely. #
  • is. #
  • is suffering from early morning heartburn. I know their are antacids somewhere, but don’t have the energy to go box diving. #
  • has been waiting for three weeks for a grade, and has students complaining at him after one week. #N280 #
  • is all like stroke stroke stroke and not getting anything out of it except a calm monster. #
  • hat den Hunger eines Bären. #
  • Oh yes, enter me… that sounded a lot worse than it was supposed to. #stxcudaxt #
  • is barely awake and has a nasty taste in his mouth. #
  • I like this video by @alyankovic http://twitvid.com/EFE89 #
  • RT @alyankovic GRAMMAR, people!!! http://twitvid.com/EFE89 #
  • I like this video by @alyankovic http://twitvid.com/BF9B7 #
  • is glad Mrs. Springer is home safe and sound. Man, the apartment was quiet without her! #
  • just got back from Marsh with many bags of goodies. #

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Watch and comment.

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c
Rape-Nuts
www.thedailyshow.com
Daily Show
Full Episodes
Political Humor Ron Paul Interview
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Oct. 15th, 2009

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Warp by The Bloody Beetroots

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Oct. 14th, 2009

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The song that is haunting me – Viva la Vida by Coldplay

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Songwriters: Berryman, Guy Rupert; Buckland, Jonathan Mark; Champion, Will; Martin, Christopher A J;

I used to rule the world
Seas would rise when I gave the word
Now in the morning I sleep alone
Sweep the streets I used to own

I used to roll the dice
Feel the fear in my enemy’s eyes
Listen as the crowd would sing
“Now the old king is dead! Long live the king!”

One minute I held the key
Next the walls were closed on me
And I discovered that my castles stand
Upon pillars of salt and pillars of sand

I hear Jerusalem bells a ringing
Roman Cavalry choirs are singing
Be my mirror, my sword and shield
My missionaries in a foreign field

For some reason I can’t explain
Once you go there was never
Never an honest word
And that was when I ruled the world

It was the wicked and wild wind
Blew down the doors to let me in
Shattered windows and the sound of drums
People couldn’t believe what I’d become

Revolutionaries wait
For my head on a silver plate
Just a puppet on a lonely string
Oh who would ever want to be king?

I hear Jerusalem bells a ringing
Roman Cavalry choirs are singing
Be my mirror, my sword and shield
My missionaries in a foreign field

For some reason I can’t explain
I know Saint Peter won’t call my name
Never an honest word
But that was when I ruled the world

I hear Jerusalem bells a ringing
Roman Cavalry choirs are singing
Be my mirror, my sword and shield
My missionaries in a foreign field

For some reason I can’t explain
I know Saint Peter won’t call my name
Never an honest word
But that was when I ruled the world

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Oct. 13th, 2009

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Tranks

One of the few drawings I made as a teenager that was of any skill was that of a Trank, a three legged tank that I based on the Tripods of the War of the Worlds, the White Mountains, and the mechs of Battletech.

There are now tranks.

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THERE ARE TRANKS.

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